What Would You Do With a Preemptive Federal Pardon?

Knob Creek machine gun shoot
Courtesy Nick Leghorn

We’re all bagging on Biden being a trashy piece of shit, but just imagine what you would do if you got a Get Out of Jail Free card for all federal crimes for 10 years!

So. Many. Machine Guns. 😀

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9 thoughts on “What Would You Do With a Preemptive Federal Pardon?”

  1. He knows there will be investigations…and he knows he, his family, and the J6 committee have ALL commented multiple federal crimes. That is why he signed the pardons…and that is the ONLY reason

    But the this is the thing
    …the investigations will still take place, the truth of their crimes will be revealed, and both the Bidens, the democratic party, and the traitorous Republicans that aided them will be exposed for what they are.

    Like everything SlowJoe has ever done…the pardons will prove to be useless in the long run.

  2. Trumps executive order granted “full, complete, and unconditional pardons” to roughly 1,500 people and commuted the sentences of another 14. The total number of defendants charged is 1,583.

    While the pardon eliminates convictions for those who already served jail time, Trump ordered any of these prisoners still incarcerated to be released immediately just hours after he characterized his inauguration at the Capitol as “liberation day.”

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    ‘QAnon Shaman’ Plans to Celebrate Pardon in Most American Way Possible.

    “The so-called QAnon Shaman–the dude roaming through the Capitol wearing buffalo horns–became the most recognizable figure from January 6th. It’s kind of hard not to when you’re running around DC shirtless in January and wearing a headdress that looks like you’re cosplaying as a Flintstones character.

    Like a lot of people from that day, he found himself in hot water on federal charges. He was convicted of a felony, stripping him of his gun rights for life.

    Only one thing could have helped him, and that was a presidential pardon. While President Joe Biden opted to pardon his family, traitorous generals, and lying medical advisors, among others, he was never going to pardon any of the January 6th bunch.

    However, his gun rights are now fully restored. Legally, he can buy guns right now, though it’s probable that it’ll take some time to get into the NICS database. Still, he’s cleared and can buy firearms.
    …”

    h ttps://bearingarms.com/tomknighton/2025/01/21/qanon-shaman-plans-to-celebrate-pardon-in-most-american-way-possible-n1227428

  3. I would illegally fund gain of function research for a deadly virus. When that deadly virus inevitably escapes the Chinese lab that was known to have issues, I would get on the phone with colleagues before they write about theories of the origin of said novel virus that I totally didn’t help to create. Then when the virus is spreading like wildfire, and old fatties are dropping like flies, I would tell my friends not to bother with a mask that would do nothing, but I’d tell the general public to wear two masks because that would be freakin hilarious. Then I would defy the Mango Mussolini which would cement my legacy as a hero. Now it’s time to collect my reward$. If people die, they die.

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