But We’d Been Told the Bears in California Nat’l Parks Aren’t Dangerous

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  1. “hey, booboo! i see a pikanik bas ket!”
    concealed means concealed. wouldn’t want the bears to know you’re carrying.

  2. “Bear attacks are extremely rare in California, with an average of less than one to two incidents resulting in human injury per year across the state. In fact, since 1980, the California Department of Fish and Wildlife (CDFW) has recorded only about a dozen instances of actual bear attacks.“

    Bear attacks in California aren’t a major problem, unless you’re a scaredy-cat snowflake…

    Perhaps some might be just looking for an excuse to carry a gun to compensate for their ‘short barrel’.

    1. Hey, miner. Still trying to finish off the left, I see. With your continued help we will be red from coast to coast.

    2. unicorn whisperer

      Hey miner, then why don’t you put a couple of open dog food and tuna cans in your jacket pockets and take a stroll in your favorite Kali park?
      “Wait, only an idiot would do that” you say.
      Yep, exactly what we’re hoping on.

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