Wait, What? New Jersey ‘Scientists’ Say ‘Gun Violence’ is a Side Effect of Poor Dental Health

Man Without One Front Tooth. Bad Dental Health, No Teeth, Bad Teeth
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Some of us remember our days as kids, when the adults in our lives would tell us before bedtime, “Brush your teeth, and say your prayers.” It wasn’t a threat, however, but an injunction to end the day on a healthy and uplifting note.

Now, however, “science” is informing us that this old-fashioned directive may, in fact, have had relevance to the issue of “gun violence.” Anti-gun propaganda organ The Trace recently published a story under the headline, “Gun Violence Linked to Surprising Side-Effect: Poor Dental Health.”

This is particularly intriguing, because anybody who has seen an old cowboy movie knows that moments before “gun violence” breaks out, one of the combatants is often prone to tell the other, “Smile when you say that.”

Could it be that poor oral hygiene is indeed considered a provocation in these situations? Could that explain why those types of confrontations often ended badly on the frontier, where dental care was scarce and usually dispensed with whiskey and large pliers?

The Trace article lends some support to that hypothesis, continuing, “In communities with the highest rates of gun violence, residents are less likely to receive dental care.”

It also notes (perhaps unnecessarily): “The study, published in the American Journal of Preventive Medicine in April, is the first of its kind to examine the connection between oral health and firearm exposure.”

What else could possibly explain this connection?

Fortunately, the researchers had an answer for that: “a pervasive sense of fear, chronic stress, and social and economic disruption brought on by firearm violence could potentially contribute to adverse health behaviors,” including “poor oral health.”

In other words, certain folks might be so demoralized by the presence of guns in society that they can’t bring themselves to brush or floss. (We would only ask how this conclusion squares with the infamously poor dental health of Great Britain, where private ownership of firearms has largely been eliminated. Perhaps they should study a possible link with Ninja Swords.)

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Brushing those guns away (Bigstock)

The Trace also reports that this work of scientific genius was the product of the New Jersey Gun Violence Research Center at Rutgers University.

We had noted, during the Biden-Harris regime, that the administration was directing anti-gun states to follow its lead with the White House Office of Gun Violence Prevention and establish similar efforts with the taxpayer dollars of their states.

Sadly for projects like this, The Trace article laments that the New Jersey center is now “is at risk of steep budget cuts as funding for gun violence prevention has come under threat at both the state and federal levels.”

And you have to wonder why, when those researchers are busy connecting dots like these, as crime-involved individuals on the streets who are already legally prohibited from possessing guns are nonetheless killing each other over things like social media disses.

Wouldn’t it be better, if you were worried about the well-being of these communities, to focus – as McGruff the Crime Dog said –  on taking a bite out of crime?

Not according to the scientists in New Jersey, who have a different prescription. They suggest: “integrating oral care into gun violence prevention organizations could be essential in mitigating the risks of both gun violence and lack of dental care.”

Normally, NRA-ILA doesn’t take a position on dentistry related issues. But if gun control organizations wanted to divert more of their resources to improving oral healthcare in distressed communities (and less to taking away everybody else’s guns), we’d certainly consider that a positive development.

Either way, as this hard-hitting expose shows, taxpayers at any level of government shouldn’t have to shoulder the cost of this sort of dubious scientific exploration into “gun violence.”

This time, we can thank The Trace and the New Jersey Gun Violence Research Center for reminding us (and hopefully DOGE and DOJ’s Second Amendment Task Force) of that point yet again.

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7 thoughts on “Wait, What? New Jersey ‘Scientists’ Say ‘Gun Violence’ is a Side Effect of Poor Dental Health”

  1. Leftist “researchers” jump through every hoop possible, even going so far as to invent new hoops, in order to avoid the obvious.
    Food deserts, lack of employment opportunities, low property values, high rates of self-medicating with drugs/alcohol, no access to medical services, significantly higher than average rates of crime, etc….

    Can’t simply be because some neighborhoods are home to a majority dumb, poor and angry population that lacks the ability to plan ahead. From the trailer parks, to Appalachia, to Detroit, to Kensington Ave. Entire neighborhoods are made up of sub-human cretins whom no amount of leftist socialism and blaming “colonialism” will ever help. Their disease is generational, cultural and endemic. If somebody wants out by all means help them out. Most however don’t want out because where they are and how they are is who they are. They just want you to dump free shit in to them like cargo cultists staring at the sky waiting for the next plane.

  2. Evidently, today’s English majors find employment as writers for progressive outlets. Creative writing seems to be a specialty for such “researchers” as they continually find new ways to link “gun violence” to anything but the real cause.

  3. Chris T in KY

    I Recall from 2020 the same science experts said, a paper mask, would stop the spread of the chinese flue.

  4. Does blue hair cause women to vote Democrat?

    Does chewing tobacco cause men to buy 4wd trucks?

    Can two things happen in the universe without being related?

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