From Call to Carpool Drop-Off Lane: One Mom’s Early Morning Turkey Hunt

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After missing out on a tag last season, Taylor Woodruff scored one this year, along with a sizable tom. (Photo: Mark Sidelinger)

By Taylor Woodruff

I used to think my mornings were chaotic. Then I tried turkey hunting with a school drop-off deadline.

Like many things in my life, this spring turkey hunt started with a calendar reminder. Last fall, I applied for the Illinois spring season lottery, selecting my preferred county and week. With only about 120 turkey tags in the county, my odds were slim, but lucky for me, I drew my top choice—first season.

My stepdad, Mark Sidelinger, is my go-to hunting partner. A few weeks before the season opener, we headed to the range to sight in my 20-gauge shotgun, outfitted with a red dot sight. We patterned it, got it dialed in, and made plans.

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Image: National Wild Turkey Federation

Only catch? Mark drew a tag in a different county and would be gone for part of my season. That left me with only two mornings to make it happen.

We had a few options for where to hunt. We picked one with the plan that if it didn’t work out, we’d try another option the next day. But sometimes turkeys respect a mom’s tight schedule.

We parked at 5:45 am, got our gear, and headed into the woods. About ten minutes in, Mark heard gobbles. He gave a soft call and got an immediate response. They were heading our way.

We barely had time to pick a tree to sit at before three toms came in. Tucked against the tree, heart racing, he called again. Mark leaned in and whispered, “Whenever you’re ready.” A second later, “Shoot, shoot!”

Easy for him to say.

What he forgot in the heat of the moment was that I’m about a foot shorter than he is, and from my seat, there was a small tree blocking my view…and my shot. It was only for a few seconds, but I’m sure it felt like a lifetime to him. Finally, one of the toms stepped into my sight picture. When the shot lined up, I squeezed the trigger. That Fiocchi TSS ammo is no joke, because the bird dropped instantly.

Never rush your shot because patience always pays off. (Photo: Mark Sidelinger)
After a quick photoshoot – because you always have to include a photoshoot on your hunt – we were back to the car by 6:30 am, with me ready to shift gears from huntress to chauffeur.
Back home in time to make sure my teens were up (because, you know, teenagers in the morning), I had everything they needed for school, and even managed to make them a decent breakfast. Then it was straight to the school drop-off line…with a turkey in the trunk.
Yep, I’m that mom now. All on a few hours of sleep and a lot of coffee. But hey, that’s what multi-tasking looks like.

Mark told me if I wanted the full experience, I had to clean the bird myself. Challenge accepted.

Dressing out a turkey in the driveway is a huge flex, and sends a not-so-subtle message to the neighbors, particularly the nosey ones. Photo: Mark Sidelinger
With Michael Waddell’s YouTube turkey cleaning video playing and a knife in hand, I was cleaning a wild turkey in my driveway, all while the neighbors drove by. That definitely got me a few double-takes, and it’s safe to say I made an impression.
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Suitable for a trophy, this tom found its way to the dinner table. Photo: Mark Sidelinger
Between packed lunches, busy kid schedules, and a full-time job, I managed to notch my first tag. And best of all, I got to remind my kids at dinner that the turkey on the table was brought to you by Mom.

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3 thoughts on “From Call to Carpool Drop-Off Lane: One Mom’s Early Morning Turkey Hunt”

  1. .40 cal Booger

    “I had to clean the bird myself.”

    Doing it in your driveway in plain view today can possibly attract some left-winger anti-gun animal-rights nut jobs. But still I love the idea, good job and nice tom.

  2. “Dressing out a turkey in the driveway is a huge flex, and sends a not-so-subtle message to the neighbors,…”

    Yeah, she’s got a neighborhood ‘rep’ now.

    *Snicker*…

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